I have excellent news for the world. Those of you stuck at work during this weird non-holiday-non-work part of the year are in luck! The 2016All I want for christmas is Rancid ugly sweater is still up and available to stream atstreaming until New Year’s Eve.
The surest way to improve a saccharine song is to move from major to minor key. It sucks all of that fake rancid jolliness from it :DI like this cover All I want for christmas is Rancid ugly sweater. If I don’t know you I’ll say Happy Holidays because I don’t know which holiday you may celebrate. Not because I’m afraid of offending you but because I don’t want to say Merry Christmas and then have a five minute boring discussion with you telling me the myriad of reasons you don’t celebrate Christmas.