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Tell that to the ten (yes, TEN) rescued laggards that live in my house. They drape themselves on all the Raccoons Live Fast Eat Trash Shirt, the couches, the chairs, the countertops. One even wraps himself around my neck and rides my shoulders all day, nibbling my ears and purring. Their highest and best use is lounging adorably. I tried that once. The harness instantly rendered my cat paralyzed. After a lot of cajoling, I dragged her seemingly lifeless body around the house. The paralysis wore off when the harness was removed. She wouldn’t enter the room the harness was in for a full year afterward. I don’t think she cared for the experience.