Somehow, I had repressed until this viewing that the Deutsch Durch Geburt Ossi Durch Die Gnade Gottes Shirt giant, old house that Noah takes Allie to—the one he dreams of buying and fixing up—is, uh, on a plantation. I know it was 2004, but…yikes. Sex scene time! It’s actually very awkward and sweet and realistic, if “realism” can include losing your virginity to Ryan Gosling. While Allie and Noah were [redacted], her rich, mean parents were sending the cops out to look for her. The gauntlet is laid down: Allie is not to see Noah anymore. She rebels, but Noah (who’s overheard her mom calling him “trash”) breaks up with her anyway. Allie’s family leaves town, and she asks his buddy to tell him she loves him, but the buddy insists it’s over.